Welcome!

Congratulations!

You just bought yourself a ticket to everlasting mechanical pleasure!
In the following pages, you will learn step by step how to build your own fucking machine our of a common toolbox.

Shortly, you will receive an email with your login info to access the instructions.

Before you proceed make sure you read and agree with the disclaimer below:

DISCLAIMER

Build at your own risk!

Whether you choose to follow the instructions online or purchase the PDF version, I am not responsible for any injuries, deceased pets, blown fuses, angry mother in laws, lost jobs, and any possible bad stuff that may happen by following my instructions and building your own fucking machine.

These instructions should be used as a guideline only. Your design may and probably will be different based on the parts you have available and the requirements you wish for your fucking machine to have.

In case of doubt, always consult and expert electrician to ok your wiring before you use your machine.

Always use water based lubricant compatible with your choice of dildos. Use common sense when selecting dildo size, material, depth of penetration, and or speed.