The Challenge – How to build your own fucking machine

In the following posts I am going to teach you, step by step, how you can build your own fucking machine.

I encourage to use my instructions as a pure guideline, don’t just try to replicate what you see. You may not have access to the same parts. You may not even like my design at all!
Use your imagination, be resourceful and come out with your own design.

Once you do, share your design with the world. Let me know what makes your fucking machine so special, what were the challenges you encountered, how does it work (is your wife happy? is she still alive? you? your dog? ;) ), how did it break, how did you fix it, etc.

I built my own fucking machine as a fun side project. I have always loved to invent, to build mechanical contraptions, to play with Lego and prototype all kinds of gadgets. A fucking machine is simple enough to make, that any one with an enough clever, perverted, and mechanical mind can build their own, in a few  days, for almost nothing.

I don’t know what your motivation behind building your fucking machine will come from. It doesn’t matter. Maybe you just have too much time on your hands, may be you are too shy to go buy one, may be, just like me, you like small, accomplishable challenges.

In my case, I wanted to build something kinky for my girlfriend. The thought of her being fucked my a mechanical contraption built with home parts seemed bizarre, ridiculous, and exciting at the same time. Come on! having your girlfriend scream of pleasure while being fucked by a 8″ latex cock attached to an everyday metal toolbox.. that was enough motivation for me to go ahead with this unusual challenge.

To help you complete this project, I suggest to set yourself some specific goals to accomplish.

In my case the challenges to meet to build my fucking machine where these:

  • One month in the afternoons to complete the whole project
  • Use only parts I could find for free  (unless finding them would delay the one month deadline)
  • Use the least amount possible of parts
  • Make it as beautiful, small, and portable as possible (with the choice of parts found)
  • It had to have, variable speed, variable penetration, main shaft length variation, and be house outlet powered
  • It had to work! By this I mean, have enough power and durability to actually fuck a real world pussy for a least 30mins straight.

The end result is what you have seen here and which I named FukBox.

I am very happy with how my FukBox turned out. It meets all the original specifications perfectly. The whole project took about 3 weeks to complete. I was not able to find all the parts for free. I had to buy the 2 linear bearings, 6″ dia. sheave and belt online. However, I lucked out on the electrical motor which I found for free on Craiglist from and old sawing machine. After all was said and done, I didn’t I spent more than $35 an the whole thing.

Get your own FukBox Instructions Here for only $19.99.
The FukBox instructions are divided into 12 manageable steps and include:

  • All dimensions shown and explained
  • Complete part list with alternatives
  • Links to places where to obtain parts
  • 40 plus detailed assembly pictures
  • Complete tools needed listed

Would you like to build your own FukBox?
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Have fun with this project and happy mechanical fucking!!!

DISCLAIMER

Build at your own risk!

Whether you choose to follow the instructions online or purchase the PDF version, I am not responsible for any injuries, deceased pets, blown fuses, angry mother in laws, lost jobs, and any possible bad stuff that may happen by following my instructions and building your own fucking machine.

These instructions should be used as a guideline only. Your design may and probably will be different based on the parts you have available and the requirements you wish for your fucking machine to have.

In case of doubt, always consult and expert electrician to ok your wiring before you use your machine.

Always use water based lubricant compatible with your choice of dildos. Use common sense when selecting dildo size, material, depth of penetration, and or speed.

Posted Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 under Instructions.

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